About Me

I am not an intergalactic traveller come to visit your planet for the purpose of scientific observation. I am not aboard my mothership in geosynchronous orbit above your planet, and I am not monitoring your communications. Even if my (theoretical) mothership possessed Probing Technology (it doesn’t), I would be prohibited from using it by clause 2551 of sub-section C of the Intergalactic Treatise Of The Use Of Probing Technology On Lesser Lifeforms.

I enjoy sunsets, taking long walks on the beach, and kittens. Particularly if they’re fluffy.

If you’ve glanced around my blog, you’ve probably noticed that I am a fairly prolific writer of fiction (and, when the mood strikes, poetry) across a wide range of genres. Though Sci-fi and Fantasy are my bread and butter, I like to experiment with other genres and styles. I’m always up for a challenge, and enjoy being pushed outside my comfort zone where writing is concerned. My list of favourite authors is topped by Philip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett and Jules Verne. I’m not very good at referring to myself in the third person in bios.


Want to get in touch? Here’s how!

Email – talkto [at] theurbanspaceman [dot] net
Twitter – @MrUrbanSpaceman
Morse – Stand outside at night and tap out Morse code on a flashlight pointing directly up into the sky.
Complaints – Please contact my High Commander: https://scoliscommand.wordpress.com/

9 Comments on “About Me

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  2. Great bio! I prefer my beaches not to be fluffy, personally, but we can agree to disagree. Btw, what does the Intergalactic Treatise say about probing Superior Lifeforms?

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  3. Hahaha your About page is one of my favorites that I’ve ever read and I’ve read a lot xD. A pleasure to meet your cyber-acquaintance, Urban Spaceman.

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    • Thank you, human female! I enjoyed your about-me page too. NYC sounds like an interesting place to study human beings, and I’m sure I’ll visit there one day. I too have a fangirl living inside of me; I let her out once a week for cookies and icecream, but it’s not as twisted as it sounds. I’ve stalked you over on ff.net so if you ever decide to let yours out again, maybe they can play together!

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      • LOL! You’re hilarious! If you ever do find yourself in my neck of the woods er city, I wish you well. We have horrible MTA service, god help you if you stop in the middle of a busy block to take pictures of everything in Times Sq like a TOURIST *shudders*, and so much culture, diversity, vibrancy, and inspiration for life that you just might never leave. I know I haven’t yet.

        P.S. Fangirl play dates sound like fun! I’ve been working on my fanfiction, so I don’t think it’ll be long before we can break out those cookies and ice cream 😀

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