I am not an intergalactic traveller come to visit your planet for the purpose of scientific observation. I am not aboard my mothership in geosynchronous orbit above your planet, and I am not monitoring your communications. Even if my (theoretical) mothership possessed Probing Technology (it doesn’t), I would be prohibited from using it by clause 2551 of sub-section C of the Intergalactic Treatise Of The Use Of Probing Technology On Lesser Lifeforms.
I enjoy sunsets, taking long walks on the beach, and kittens. Particularly if they’re fluffy.
If you’ve glanced around my blog, you’ve probably noticed that I am a fairly prolific writer of fiction (and, when the mood strikes, poetry) across a wide range of genres. Though Sci-fi and Fantasy are my bread and butter, I like to experiment with other genres and styles. I’m always up for a challenge, and enjoy being pushed outside my comfort zone where writing is concerned. My list of favourite authors is topped by Philip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett and Jules Verne. I’m not very good at referring to myself in the third person in bios.
Want to get in touch? Here’s how!
Email – talkto [at] theurbanspaceman [dot] net
Twitter – @MrUrbanSpaceman
Morse – Stand outside at night and tap out Morse code on a flashlight pointing directly up into the sky.
Complaints – Please contact my High Commander: https://scoliscommand.wordpress.com/