The Urban Spaceman



I am not an intergalactic traveller come to visit your planet for the purpose of scientific observation. I am not aboard my mothership in geosynchronous orbit above your planet, and I am not monitoring your communications. Even if my (theoretical) mothership possessed Probing Technology (it doesn't), I would be prohibited from using it by clause 2551 of sub-section C of the Intergalactic Treatise Of The Use Of Probing Technology On Lesser Lifeforms. I enjoy sunsets, taking long walks on the beach, and kittens. Particularly if they're fluffy.

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