Observations of The Urban Spaceman 
(or, Baby Things Are SO CUTE!) My attempts to cultivate Earth life upon my spaceship are met with mixed success. I seem to be quite terrible at keeping plants alive...
Since I get a lot of emails from human beings curious about my mission here, and about the rest of the universe in general, I thought I would take a moment...
High Commander, It seems the humans of Earth are almost as interested in the subject of evolution as we are. Of course, being simple life-forms, they have a lot of hilarious...
High Commander, Since my previous communicaé I have taken the opportunity to study several human subjects at considerable length, and am pleased to make the following report. Human beings are a...
High Commander, I have set up this “blog” so that you may review my reports as soon as they are made. I arrived at the designated co-ordinates above the Earth’s surface...
Observations of The Urban Spaceman 