First Report to Homeworld

High Commander,

I have set up this “blog” so that you may review my reports as soon as they are made.

I arrived at the designated co-ordinates above the Earth’s surface as predicted and have entered a geosynchronous orbit. The cloaking device is working and I am undetectable by the primitive technology of this world. The humans are completely unaware of my presence above their planet.

In lieu of making contact with the natives I have established an identity on Twitter, which will allow me to monitor various humans and their organisations. Should you wish to observe this experiment, the identity I have created is @mrurbanspaceman

Finally, please allow me to express my most sincere apologies for questioning the wisdom of this experiment. I most humbly request that I not be banished here for the next 1,200 years as threatened by the Supreme Head of the Science Committee for the Observation of Less Intelligent Species (SCOLIS).

End report.

-Mr Urban Spaceman

P.S. Have attached first image of Earth from my ship

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One Comment on “First Report to Homeworld

  1. Urban Spaceman…

    Report received with our thanks. We look forward to hearing more about the humans. Send further info once available.

    High Commander @ Homeworld

    PS, send better pictures

    Like

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